Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow christians – they save me the effort of trying to keep them from God’s blessings.
Blessed are those christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked – its pretty easy to keep them from working for God.
Blessed are the touchy who stop going to church – they are my missionaries
Blessed are the troublemakers – they shall be called my children
Blessed are the complainers – i’m all ears for them.
Blessed are the those who are bored with the minister’s mannerism and mistakes – for they get nothing out of his sermons.
Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to his own church – for he is a part of the problem instead of the solution.
Blessed are those who gossip – for they shall cause strife and division – that pleases me.
Blessed are those who are easily offended – for they will soon get angry and quit
Blessed are those who do not give their offering to carry on God’s work – for they are my helpers
Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother and sister – for they shall be with me forever.
My footsteps in the River of time 
Greetings. Very thought provoking posting. It brings out so many problems that we all must strive to address.
Good post, did you make that up?
Very insightful.
mind if i link to this?
Blessings, kristina
Sure u can link to it. it is basically the opposite to the Beatitudes. Devil and Satanism are all about Anti-God.